PREMISE.

[erkumods]

PREMISE

A glitching teleporter brings you to a sterile, high-tech hospital room. You hear a matronly voice, soothing and yet strangely synthesized: "I am The Augur. As the ṣ̵̗̙̏̇͌̒ị̶͒̊g̵̩͍͎͌̈́͂͜n̸̙̼̒ş̶̨̦̣̽́͑͊ manifest, so do I read them. From the sky; from the birds; from the dance; from the animals; from portents. All such things did conspire to bring you here, to bring life back to the ẁ̴͔͕̯ơ̶̧͉̬̼͑̽͋͝ͅr̵͓͊̄̈l̸̪̦͚̩͈̯̀̇̀̑͘d̵̨̛̩̘͍̭̣̽̄ of Erku." Every last bit of you is scanned and processed. Illnesses are cured or mitigated, limbs may be replaced at your discretion, and allocations of artificial substances are annotated for anyone with inhuman needs, such as blood. The next thing you know, you have washed up on a tropical beach. On your wrist is a special bracelet that establishes a link with The Augur and monitors your physical condition. Most importantly, there is the Auspicious Acts And Acquisitions App on your device. The A5 features what appears to be a kinky BINGO card with sex acts, toys, and related concepts depicted on each of its squares. These things, your app tells you, will bring the most fortune. And they are different for everyone. Before you is a life of luxury beyond your wildest dreams, with your every need provided for by the Island's helpful robot staff, and your fantasies brought to life by Augmented Reality - all thanks to Neuro-Augmentation, which allows you to experience the digital just as if it were physical. For Islanders who seek further excitement and challenge, Sim City offers adventures in a variety of ever-changing simulated worlds to experience and explore. There is one catch, however: this ostentatious world is powered by you, and the Auspicious Acts you will perform in the name of the mysterious Augur. Not into it? Don't worry. You will be. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N